If HE walked on Ice, then HE walked on Ice with a Donut Friday, Apr 7 2006
News and Blast from the Past and Miracles of Faith and Signs of the Apocalypse and Mel Gibson 6:51 am
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April 6th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Here at the First Church of Apple Fr*tters’ Thursday Night Prayer and Bingo, we will pray for your tepid soul, you poor lost child.
Do you not know your scripture? Our Lord did not walk upon the waters holding a simple glazed talisman of sloth, such as those commonly found at that outpost of shame and evil, (which the un-saved call Dunkin Donuts, but which we know as Satan’s Sweet Emporiums of Sugar and Fat) but rather alighted across the lagoon with the most holy of G*d’s gifts to us all: The Most Holy Apple Fr*tter! (Scrumptiousness, Chapter 2, Verse 16)