MEL (make mine a double) GIBSON Saturday, Jul 29 2006
Mel Gibson and DUI and Road Warrior and The Mayor of Malibu and Sugar Tits and Apocalypto 10:31 am
Mel Gibson and DUI and Road Warrior and The Mayor of Malibu and Sugar Tits and Apocalypto D. O. D. 10:31 am
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July 30th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Heh, that’s very good. I think he was swigging tequila though, according to the police report. Had an openened bottle in his car.
July 30th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Well, if it was in fact Tequila (and only Tequila), then he would have stripped naked and given each of the officers a big bear hug and a wet, juicy kiss. This WE (at The Weekly Donut) know for a fact. So he must have had some Scotch too. And maybe a wine cooler…. and, uh some ranch Pringles just because he got hungry. Damn those Pringles….they can really be just what guy needs.
Thanks for the kind words and the information.
D. O. D.
August 1st, 2006 at 12:47 am
TEQUILA!!! I think it’s wonderful. EVERYONE has gone completely insane, we all refuse to watch and listen to this nonsense anymore about how I srael is justified in using our weapons to kill innocent people, but those people have no right to defend themselves because George Bush says so. I call BUSHIT!!! As to the officers, most cops are good people, they are in a terrible position with the republicants starting a new war right here everyday with their divisive and completely backwards policies, and the Right-Wing Media FAUX news that is destroying America!!!!!!!! I am personally ready to drink some tequila and bear hug a nice officer myself, if he saves me from driving drunk and crashing my car. Maybe next time Mel should smoke a joint, and listen to the new Tom Petty CD, Highway Companion, or Jack Johnson and Friends Curious George sound-track, (thanks for those, you guys, AWESOMELY MINDBLOWINGLY GOOD STUFF!) then tie the people in the government up and make them listen until morale improves!!! Get er Done!
August 1st, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Hey Donut Denizens, go check out the new Mel Gibson bumber sticker over at the wonderful Gallery of the Absurd.
Here’s the link:
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/
They make the perfect gift for recovering Mel Gibson fans*
*that is of course if they were selling them over at the Gallery
August 4th, 2006 at 8:58 am
LETHAL WEAPON 5? It may be in theaters in 07.
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21232162.shtml